Hello.
Fancy seeing you here.
Take your pick below.
Oh dear - Mr. Idiot here has lost all the names in his Email address book.
Would you be as kind as to email me and I'll bung you back in the book . . . sorry about that.
Well, after three months and some reconstructive surgery later, not to mention the odd skin graft, I'm back home.
I have to learn to walk again, and even simple tasks are difficult, but I'll try and keep this up to date.