Ugly Grub Ball.
17th - 19th July
2009
Right first off I’ve never done owt like this before (not the going to rallies, the writin’ about ‘em bit) so I’m not quite sure how to start this. Oh, and I forgot to take my camera. If I had a brain I’d be dangerous, to be honest.
Right for
me, my grubs story starts last year when I split up with my ex, which left me
feeling like shit and then Bod being the great mate that he is, came all the way
back to mine and took me to the Ugly Grubs 2008. He
keeps telling me when I mention it that it is just a short hop down the
motorway, but that ain’t the point, he could of left to face the tears,
feeling like a complete arse because I caused them. I
had the time of my life and whilst the following year hasn’t been easy, I’ve
been the happiest I’ve ever been - not
because I had left my ex, but because, with the help of Bod and the Moonshiners,
I was starting to grow the balls to be myself. So
I thought aside from the fact it’s a good do put on by a cracking bunch of
people, I
had got to go and mark the anniversary of the real me starting to emerge.
I
really wanted to go on the Friday but I had sold some parts on eBay and had to
wait for the guy to come and collect them and give me the money to pay for my
weekend. It
had already been arranged that that I was going to ride down with a friend on
Saturday afternoon.
It’s a pretty straight forward journey, across from Wednesbury, through
Dudley and Stourbridge, meet up with Tracy, then across to Bromsgrove, hop on
the m42 down to junction 10, carry on right to the island, come back on your
self then its on the left. I forget the name of the site.
I dare say Bod will remember the name and probably put it in later.
[ Birch Coppice Miners Welfare Club – Bod ] so that’s going to be so
easy it’s untrue.
Isn’t it? It
is, isn’t
it?............
.............Well
maybe. “Chestnut”, my GPZ600R Ninja, so called because she spat back burning
petrol over my boll.... well
you can guess where. I
think it was her way of saying she no longer wanted to be just another 80s
sports bike and wanted me to take the faring and other bits off.
Well, she had
other ideas Friday night.
She blew every bulb that was switched on when I pulled up home.
Turns out the ignition switch, being worn, was turning the regulator off
before the ignition.
Thus allowing the engine to run on for a brief second and send the
voltage through the roof, spiking
anything still switched on. Not
a problem, I’ll replace them in the morning before I go, and in future I’ll
stop the engine with the kill switch. So I set off to meet with Tracy. I think I
got to about Dudley and chestnut now decided she didn’t know how may cylinders
she had, was
it two, or was it four?
One minute she was on two,
then the next on four, usually whilst trying to navigate an island with
my cheap nylon tyre (yes you get the picture) but nothing was going to stop me
getting there, even if I had to push her there
Anyway,
when I got to Tracy I had put my spare ignition unit in my pocket.
Being just a little paranoid about my ignition switch over voltage
problem, I decided to try it.
Well whilst removing luggage and bodywork she’d cooled down a bit and
ran fine. So
we now head for the motorway where one of Tracy’s bungees and a side stand cup
went whistling past my head - so we stop again. Now
chestnut is still running ok, not right, but ok.
If she runs like this there and back I’ll be happy.
Oh sh*t, I spoke to soon.
We’re now on the motorway and I can’t afford breakdown cover.
Come on girl, you
can do it. it’s not far.
”cough, cough,
splutter, splutter, bang, bang,
cough” she says.
Ahh
we made it.
There’s a good turn out. A load of the Toads are up here and a good sized
helping of Moonshiners, so there’s plenty of people I know here to take the
p155 out of my bike and me. Yes things are looking up, even the sun is shining.
Time to cook a bacon and egg butty - well hand my eggs to Tracy in exchange for
a cooked bacon and egg butty.
See I’m not as daft as I look.
Although I know with out having had anything from the food van it would
be good food at sensible prices, as they used to have a pitch on the industrial
estate where my employers are based. I
did go over and get a coffee mainly because I wanted to say “How do”
Right now we’ve done eatin’ what’s next?
Oh yes, drink and be merry.
Yes, that’s it. Well a few of the Unwanted MCC (hello
Tango, hello Ruth, - oh
and you will regret inviting me up to your club because I will come. Just ask
the Moonshiners, they’re still trying to get rid of me) were
running the disco, and a mighty fine job they did too.
Now
we get to the trophy giving.
Now I think I’m in with a chance here, best make a note of the reg.
number. Best
bike - well that’s got to be mine, its my favourite bike there. (in
my dreams) Well
that went to a very tidy GS1000 belonging to Tony ‘Wobble’ Winters from the
Moonshiners. That’s it.
Mine ain’t going to win now.
Don’t be daft my category is next.
“Next - Rat bike
goes to a Ninja we think Reg No. *** *** that was barely running when it
arrived”
It can’t be
mine. It’s far to nice to be a rat.
Yeah right!
It’s a piece of sh*t and she’s proud of it.
“It’s me. It’s
Chestnut”
Now the trophies were very clever. A
piece of
engraved stainless steel in the shape of a grub, but
the ears of the grub are done to be used as a bottle opener, so it is now an
essential part of my rally kit. . .
. not that I’d dream of taking my own beer of course. I
think the Moonshiners got club turn out but I’d had quite a few to drink by
now. In
fact it was me and two others from the Moonshiners who sat out side the catering
van finishing our beers and eating Mars bars { ok. I was the only one eating
Mars bars } long
after every one else had gone to bed, and I’ll be honest,
in my drunken stupor I missed the raffle too.
Yes, all in all, a
very good rally.
Hats off to you guys, I
had a cracking time and in case you’re wondering,
Chestnut did make it home.
All she had done was popped a coil. A nice easy fix, and
she was running fine at the time of typing this.
Well the engine wasn’t running while I was typing this ‘cos I’m a
bloke I can’t multitask. but she was running fine within an hour of me having
my post rally soak in the bath. Yes - I’ll
be going again next year for definite.
Andy
V.