A rather feeble attempt at
"There were three Jews from Jerusalem"
If only Johnny Emms were here.....

There were three Jews from Jerusalem.
There were three Jews from Jerusalem.
Jerry jerry jerry - slam slam slam
Jerry jerry jerry - slam slam slam
There were three Jews from Jerusalem.

The first Jew's name was Abraham.
The first Jew's name was Abraham.
Abra abra abra - ram ram ram.
Abra abra abra - ram ram ram.
The first Jew's name was Abraham.

The second Jew's name was Archibald.
The second Jew's name was Archibald.
Archie archie archie - balls balls balls
Archie archie archie - balls balls balls
The second Jew's name was Archibald.

The third Jew's name was Isaac.
The third Jew's name was Isaac.
Issa issa issa - cack cack cack
Issa issa issa - cack cack cack
The third Jew's name was Isaac.

They went for a ride in a charabang.
They went for a ride in a charabang.
Chara chara chara - bang bang bang
Chara chara chara - bang bang bang
They went for a ride in a charabang.

They drove o'er the edge of a precipice.
They drove o'er the edge of a precipice.
Preci preci preci - piss piss piss
Preci preci preci - piss piss piss
They drove o'er the edge of a precipice.

They all got rushed to the hospital.
They all got rushed to the hospital.
Hossy hossy hossy - pittle pittle pittle
Hossy hossy hossy - pittle pittle pittle
They all got rushed to the hospital.

The doctor's name was Hitchcock.
The doctor's name was Hitchcock.
Itchy itchy itchy - cock cock cock.
Itchy itchy itchy - scratch scratch scratch.
The doctor's name was Hitchcock.

And now we  have to finish it.
And now we  have to finish it.
Fini fini fini - shit shit shit
Fini fini fini - shit shit shit
And now we  have to finish it.

GET ME OUT OF HERE .