A page dedicated to "rule number one"
rule # 1 - 'Always take the piss'

Whilst at the Grub's rally a few years back, some kind soul observed the various machines ridden by the Moonshiners waiting by the gate and remarked
" It looks like the bloody start of Wacky Races"
Now how could I resist ?
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A festive arboreal element - or Christmass Tree for those who prefer it.

How to dismember a trike.